A lady, Mrs Smith, got a call from the local path-lab, asking her if
her husband had got some tests done recently at their lab.
Mrs Smith confirmed that her husband had.
The lab - we have some bad news. There was another Mr Smith at
the lab for tests and the results of both Smiths are mixed up.
One has AIDS and the other Alzheimers & the lab can't say who
has what. Can you please help?
Mrs Smith - Why not ask both of them to come again and repeat the tests?
The lab - we can't do that because the insurance pays for the tests
The lab - we can't do that because the insurance pays for the tests
only once.
Mrs Smith - How can I be of any help?
The lab - Please take your husband for a long drive and leave him there. If he
can't find his way back home, he has Alzheimers. If he returns, he has
AIDS and do not sleep with him.
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