NICE STORIES AND JOKES

Deadly PJs….

Posted by @ B H i on Jul

ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain… sab log use “Hanuman” keh kar bulate hain… batao kyun???
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ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ
 
 

Whats the opposite of Real??
Its COCONUT….
kya hua…. Confused??
jara ….Socho…yaar ???
opposite of real is ‘Na-Real’ . in English it is coconut JJ
 
 
 

i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
scroll down for answer
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam
 
 

what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ
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(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)

ANS : – TABU!!!!
confused???? why????
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ok i’l tell you…
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!
 

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to
call him up…?
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Ring De Basanti )
A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??
scroll
…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!
 
three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started
singing the song — AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died……any idea why?????
COZ the song is HIT……